
↳ Day 06: A couple you wish existed?
Tai & Sora.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
outstanding.
well played sir
well played
I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
OMG this is so precious. And Steve’s face! <3
“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”AN EROTIC LOVE STORY
WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER
The Avengers as Disney characters [x]
Loki & Scar
[Submitted by: notanightlight
Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.” It is not improved by pillow structures. Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter. And it has no secret password.
Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]
I DISAGREE, SIR.
What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not?
The answer is clear - menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: men would brag about how long and how much … military men, right-wing politicians, and religious fundamentalists would cite menstruation (“men-struation”) as proof that only men could serve in the Army (“you have to give blood to take blood”), occupy political office (“can women be aggressive without that steadfast cycle governed by the planet Mars?”), be priest and ministers (“how could a woman give her blood for our sins?”) or rabbis (“without the monthly loss of impurities, women remain unclean”) … TV shows would treat the subject at length. (“Happy Days”: Richie and Potsie try to convince Fonzie that he is still “The Fonz,” though he has missed two periods in a row.)
COULSON
COULSON
COULSON